Monday, December 7, 2020

confectionary

In honor of the praline workshop today, here are two sugar-fueled Christmas songs, one in Swiss German and the other in German German and both equally cute and grating when sung by a random school choir or kindergarten class.

Zimetschtern han i gern (lyrics) - to the tune of Jingle Bells. Helpfully lists the types of Christmas cookies approved in Switzerland. Deviate from this list at your peril.

In der Weihnachtsbäckerei (lyrics) - so the German word for this is Ohrwurm, earwig, meaning a song that gets stuck in your head and haunts you until a more irritating tune takes its place. Tomorrow's song will be Carol of the Bells. Just kidding.

So no, despite the claims of the chipper chocolate workshop guy, ours don't taste remotely as good as the ones from the chocolate shop. In the future I will leave this to the professionals. But I learned something, and we did not kill each other, and chocolate. So, success!




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